This was my signature dish when I was studying. It was during my teenage rebellion because it’s always had too much garlic in it (which I had to buy myself, as garlic was never in the house).
It’s not healthy but it will keep the vampires away. (Assuming your vampires subscribe to the common trait of disliking garlic. I like vampires that don’t like garlic.)
Put grated cheese, crushed garlic, herbs, salt & pepper in a bowl.
Cook angel hair pasta
Add pasta to cheese & garlic using the starchy water as a sauce.
Eat – preferably with white wine and big bang theory.