It started off so well.
– The colour is beautiful (why thank you I dyed it myself),
– The cat photobombing is freakin adorable
– The mindless garter is perfect watching all of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt in one night,
and then came the lace……. (use your most ominous tone. I suggest the voice of Cecil Baldwin)
So why oh why am I having so much trouble with this?
There’s only one answer I can come up with.
I can’t count.
Maybe my pre-primary teacher felt sorry for me and passed me instead of holding me back.
Perhaps by the time I was in high school doing calculus my parents had written letters to my teachers warning them to not shatter my illusions of being able to count.
Is this like my colour vision and I’m just suddenly realising that actually there is no such number as the number 7 and it’s all a figment of my imagination?
I honestly believed I could count, but for some bizarre unknown reason whenever I do any kind of counting in this pattern it doesn’t add up. (Pun well and truly intended.)
I counted 3 times (if there even is a number three) that I had the correct number of stitches before starting the first lace part.
Even after the first row I had the right number of stitches left and followed the chart exactly.
But the lace section just does not look right. It’s nothing like the pictures and I can’t work out how.
Then (and this is some seriously wack shit…. ) I counted the number of stitches I had AFTER completely the lace section and I had LESS than what the pattern said I should have had BEFORE I started the lace section?? But I still have increased the pattern????? (All my twitter followers have just had a collective moment of ‘OHHH!!! That’s what Bek was yelling about last night!”)
I just don’t know. I really don’t. I’m flummoxed.
It’s definitely not getting frogged. In spite of my inability to count I’m still in love with it already.
I shall call it a design feature and flaunt it.
Here’s hoping that we can work it out for the second repeat!